"A CENTER FOR ANTS?" — Remixing Derek Zoolander

Full track: 2:41
Sampled and created on the Teenage Engineering OP-1 and completed in Logic Pro X

Mugatu: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)
Derek Zoolander: What is this? [smashes the model for the reading center] A center for ants?
Mugatu: What?
Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small…
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!