ISUPK Is Now Teaching John The Baptist Is A Red Tailed Squirrel
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(this dude look like he about to go and eat a whole buffet and still impress you on how much he can talk afterwards)
He says john the baptist is a red tailed squirrel and you should give him NUTS...
John the baptist is this cup of excellent scotch (liquor) right here, give this cup of excellent scotch right here a hand
whats the point im trying to make, john the baptist is WHATEVER THE HELL "I" SAY he is...
This obese for his short stature mammal is drinking in the congregation by the way..
Leviticus 10:9 Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:
He is HIGH OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND while saying these things on TOP of that.. and WE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL KNOW how drink can influence you when you SPEAK right?
I mean do you ever go TOO DRUNK to a girl and end up saying something you SHOULD NOT have? well.. that is because you have no brakes on ya emotions... and you are most likely not gonna be compassionate with your words... when YOU ARE ON LIQUOR...
has anyone of you ever been on the street and SOME DRUNK DUMMY wants to mouth off against a WHOLE GROUP of people THINKING he can TAKE... THEM... ON!... in a all out gang vs 1 fight?
Have you ever seen that? that is because that drink? will cloud your mind and make you THINK you are SUPER MAN.. and it also takes away ANY FEAR and DOUBT of winning you EVER would have IF you would be sober...
well.. yeah... that is HIM right now...
so ima continue writing what he says.. but i dont understand all because i dont know how to decipher mammal.. but ill try.. this age of mumble rapping and just mammalistic language have seriously clouded my ability to understand the english of modern day america...
He says whatever i tell you john the baptist is, IS what he IS...
"precept" (this DOOFUS actually said precept AS IF he was going to find it in the scriptures somewhere to proof what he just said... this emboldened drunk wildebeest is in total scam artist mode now.. pulling up shit out of his pantyhose under his miniskirt...)
( i would be impressed if you can give me his precept is what he said)
i was oke.. here you have one...
John 1:6 There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
i wonder if this would be enough for you chubby...
then he pulled up Matthew 11:11
Matthew 11:11 Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist: notwithstanding he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he.
which he doesnt even finish cause all the guy read was,
"Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist"
which i was like this scripture actually justifies and proves and shows him to be above and GREATER THEN YOU, mrs. ISUPK guy with the sun glasses on IN A BUILDING
Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
(You will probably not understand this but I HATE people that have SUN GLASSES on and talking to me cause i wanna see your soul, so a VILE BEAST that HIDES himself behind some shades? to ME? is a SHADY person... i dont matter by the way but when you talking to ME? THEN, MY opinion DOES matter.. as long as your talking to ME it DOES matter IF you have sun glasses on.. and last time i checked? this overgrown swines tick sucking his blood is CALLING HIMSELF A TEACHER right? so? isnt a teacher supposed to be seen? isnt his soul supposed to be open so that you can see his soul when he speaks to you? how can you believe a person of whom his eyes you dont even see while he talking to ya, have you ever seen the eyes of a person that is on medications and has skitzo? most of them you can look into their eyes and see something isnt right with them.. well same with false prophets... if you stare at their eyes long enough (no uncomfortably, just analyze them through time) you will see some SICK SHIT in their souls/eyes)
going on what he said
"it is this where the disciples of john come to christ and ooh yeah.. he says CHRIST.. HAAHAHHAHA...
start me up to recheck it in the wind, start me up to the disciples of john came unto christ, give me that... (oke now he mammalingistics, so i couldnt understand that part.. it must be part wildebeest and part english i dont know forgive me on that one)
...older then i was, and as i get older... let me tell you a thing that i can not stand, mumble mixed with mammal but he said.. i can stand it less and less...
i can not stand someone who eats off my table, daring to question what i put on it... i can not stand it, i just cant take it..
(funny how his analysis had to do with FOOD, he looks like he had too much to eat already)
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