Little Johnny Jokes - Teacher Sends Little Johnny To The Principal’s Office.

Little Johnny Jokes - Teacher Sends Little Johnny To The Principal’s Office.

Little Johnny missed his final exam but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they give him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed. The principal agreed so they called little Johnny into the office, explained, then the teacher asked, "Johnny what does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?" Johnny replied, "Legs." The teacher asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I don't have in my pants?" Johnny replied, "Pockets." The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?" Little Johnny replied. "Rome." The teacher turned to the principal and asked, "Should we pass him?" The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong!" Little Johnny Jokes. Little Johnny teacher. Little Johnny in class. Little Johnny at school. Dirty Little Johnny Jokes.

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