Morgan Jay Super Fun Chill Time Live Stream

Jokes, Music, Sketches, Let's have a super fun chill time.

24:15 Tryna Go to Sleep
28:00 Rao's Fake Commercial
29:10 Monologue Jokes
37:00 Positive Message Time
49:40 Long Lost Friend
56:30 Age/Sex/Location

Thanks to Tommy Wakefield, Brent Pella, Chris Newcome, Dannette Rodriguez, and Michael Schirtzer. Below are the monologue jokes from tonights show!

After finding a 50 thousand-year-old fragment of rope, unearthed in France, scientists are saying we might have more in common with neanderthals than once previously thought…For example, like modern humans today, they also believe Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. -Chris Newcome

A 26 year old man was charged with battery after punching his mother over a dispute about toilet paper.
He defended his actions saying, "how many times do I have to tell her to wipe front to back?!?" -Michael Schirtzer

A recent study found that the benefits of having sex regularly in a committed relationship leveled off at around once a week, … The study was conducted by.... MY girlfriend who said about the findings, "leave me the fuck alone." -Michael Schirtzer

Netflix released a new episode of Tiger King this past Sunday Unlike the Cats who are still in cages. But don’t be too sad because this episode was guest directed by Quinton Tarantino and it's just a supercut of him saying the N word and close-ups on tiger paws. -Michael Schirtzer and Dannette Rodriquez

CNN just released a list of the top ten women Joe Biden might choose as his VP. They also released a list of top 10 sentences he’d like to string together before he chooses. -Chris Newcome

In a bit of good news, A Georgia bar owner removed $3714 worth of bills stapled to the walls to give to her unemployed staff. Split among the bar staff one worker was quoted saying "it's just enough to buy a used handgun and end it all." -Michael Schirtzer