Smash Bros. Project M?

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I tend to stream in 480p or lower because my upload speed is no more than 500kB/sec on a good day. This stream is to make you laugh and enjoy yourself, not to dazzle you with the resolution and graphical quality of the games I'm playing. Don't expect higher quality than this from me until I get a better ISP. Sorry about any video hiccups that occur as a result of that--my internet can't even keep up with THIS low of quality, but this is all I have to work with.
This is not what you'd call a child-friendly stream. My channel is not made for kids. Teach your children a sense of discretion about swearing, violence, and the correlation of this in fictional media, and the difference therein about real life.
Don't take any of this seriously, kids. It's all purely jokes and entertainment.
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READ THE RULES
RULES RULES RULES:

1) Be good. If you strike me as racist, misogynistic, or largely hateful in any way, you won't last long here at all.
2) DO NOT ASK TO BECOME A MOD unless you're someone I've seen around enough that you can confirm I trust you. (!dontask)
3) BACKSEATING? Somewhat okay, if it's on a non-BLIND playthrough, tips and hints are indefinitely acceptable. "See what happens if you [xx]" is also acceptable in non-blind playthroughs. If I tell you not to tell me what to do, don't do that. (!backseat)
4) SPOILERS? Most of the games I play here are games I've already played through in the past. If it's a blind playthrough, or someone in the chat doesn't want spoiled, don't spoil. (!spoilers)

That is all--just abide by common sense, and you should be just fine. :D
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!rules
!commands
!discord
!specs

!cool
!docoolstuff [#]
!coolerthan [name]
!give [name] [#]
!steal [name]

!top10, !top5

!date, !time or !clock
!stats, !subs, !uptime
!death+ (this doesn't work)

!8ball
!rude8ball
!smackbot
!randomquote
!rolldice
!rroulette
!groupfug [name]
!act [name]
!hug(s) [name]
!smack [name]
!yousuck [name]
!howdoesittaste [thing]
!urbandictionary [word]

!myid
!id [name]

*NEW* Unit conversions (all of which are reversible, i.e. you can use !FtoC or !YentoUSD)
!CtoF [degrees]
!USDtoYen [$]
!USDtoGBP [$]
!USDtoEUR [$]
!USDtoNZD [$]
More coming soon, currency conversion is open to suggestions
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