Strap Dinger Cracking ~ Chiropractic Crinkle Paper and Tingles ASMR.

Location: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania.

This Channel Contains:

~ Condenser Microphone Captured Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper (not this video)
~ Quiet Office (no phones or background chatter)
~ Mindfully placed ads for relaxers
~ Engaging patient storytelling
~ Powerful, Elegant, Original Content

Louie is a self-proclaimed freak of nature. Diagnosed with Degenerative Disc Disease when he was a TEENAGER! He has lived through horrific pain, injuries, addictions, and tribulations that would fold most humans into submission. But just like spiderman, he always finds a way to get back up. Best of all, despite the seemingly catastrophic nature of this man's reality, he just smiles, learns, and grows from the opportunities that life has given him.

Except when he gets angry... then you'll find him replacing light bulbs and circuit boards. TRUE STORY!

And when it comes to cars he is pretty much Rain Man. When we first met I owned a Subaru. He asked me what year and model it was. Then he gave me the rundown of every service milestone for 200,000 miles. Breaks, filters, hoses, heads, and all kinds of things that I've never heard of bc I don't take engines apart.

Except for that one time. The Taurus! Ha! Different story for a different day.

This one is about Louie. Adjusting his spine is like blowing out a lit (windproof) fuse on a stick of dynamite that's been swallowed by a gnarly lycanthrope... who just smoked PCP. It's a subtle dance between precision and highly explosive spine thrusting. It looks easy here, but I struggled with his spine for a year. Nothing budged anywhere, ever.

He wore a back brace the entire first year I knew him. As soon as he pulled the velcro straps, his spine would crumple into a Z formation.

But he feels no pain from the adjustment. His pain is deep and comes from being twisted and compressed... for decades. It's the kind of pain that a person could name and form a relationship with. Because it's always there. Always talking. Always on the move and waiting to surprise you with a new manifestation each morning.

And that's why he gets "The Butt" adjustment. Regardless of what it looks like (me sitting on someone's back) it is just as precise as every other adjustment. The pisiform is placed directly on the transverse process of the isolated segment. And BOOM!

It takes weight to get things moving on this spine.

WHY?

Chronic tension. His brain and spinal cord have endured TRAUMA. The sympathetic fight or flight tone in his nervous system will never turn off.

But I never gave up on him or the potential for chiropractic medicine to give him a "normal" life.

So this is what it looks like when I take out the tripod and SHURE mic on a regular visit. Louie had no idea what was about to happen. And with his pain tolerance, I was SHOCKED that he groaned after the SD.

Did I forget the crinkle-free paper?

Yup

Did I cut the video so it appears that I glide around the room like a wizard with a magic teleportation hat?

Nope
(Edit: 2nd upload. Fixed the sound + more wizard this time)

Am I still that chiropractic ninja secret agent shamanist who has realized the importance of consistent content creation and beneficial YouTube algorithm ranking practices, who didn't quite finish the next ASMR video yet, but needed something easy to shoot, cut and post... withing 24 hours?

...

(Edit: 48 hours)
And here's an interesting list of facts that I'd like to share with you because I can see the light outside beginning to peak (6:29am). My children need their breakfast made and lunches packed, and there's no more time to let my strange brain create impulsive poetic word spasms for this description.

This video was filmed on 1/22/20. Most videos are filmed 4 months prior to release. In my next, I'll have a full beard and the trees are still green.

My youngest daughter is "sick" right now. Most docs would call it a sinus headache, but I know she's also manifesting symptoms from moving into her next chakra cycle, Ajna. Her 3rd eye is opening! I'm so proud!

It's 1/23 today. The original due date for my first child... except that no one knew how to calculate a due date when a woman didn't have a 28-day cycle. And that's when I started learning about pregnancy and birth. She was born on Feb 7th.

WAIT! It's 1/23/2020 (2020 is 2+2 which = 4)
So it's really 1/23/4
Which is really a 1. The day of the Sun! Ego. Personality. Expression!

Be yourself today peoples!

(Edit: It's 1/24. The number is now 2. The day of the moon. Focus on your relationships, today peoples!

Also, the table. Black and green. Like some weird chocolate chip mint ice cream style upholstery. I got the new black pads but the headpieces didn't fit. I'm sending them back with the other green cushions. And this is the only video that will ever have that terrible, bone-chilling, gag reflex inducing color combination. Just kidding.

I don't mind.

Strap Dinger Cracking Chiropractic Tingles ASMR.