TOP 10 PEOPLE WHO COULD DEFEAT THANOS PART 3

"Are your headphones off? If not, then I will give you a few seconds to take them off. OK, you're back! Hello, everyone, welcome to yet another volume of 'Top 10 People Who Can Defeat Thanos'! So, the other 20 characters that I listed are just incredible, but even with those 6 stones, these next 10 characters can just crush him like bugs. So, let's just jump right to it.

#10
Joelock games! :D
He put in the comments that he can put some very cringey sex scene in front of him, and then he can die from the cringe. I know that I would. Okay…

#9
Already-Ate Chica
Thanos would become a Thanosnack and his 6 stupid stones would just be dessert.

#8
Long Horse
He's the friendly Long Horse, what can I say?

#7
Coach Steve
He can throw Thanos into a storage unit.

#6
Glitchtrap
He can fuse with him, and make him destroy the stones. Awww, that actually makes sense. That's sad.

#5
HopeMatters Life
Louie and Jamy are gonna make a podcast so deep that it's gonna leave Thanos in the shower for hours thinking about life.

#4
Selena
She can meme him to shreds.

#3
Michael Afton
He can survive a fire and set out to find him for good. Because he's purple.

#2
Pepper the Cat
He can… well, I don't want any spoilers, so you'll have to wait until I finish my creepypasta to find out.

#1
Lefty
He can LURE him to his doom, he can
ENCAPSULATE his soul he can FUSE with his stones, he can TRANSPORT him to Hell, and he can EXTRACT him into the toilet.
(L.E.F.T.E)
Don't ask me what I said. I don't know."

You know nothing Thanos.