Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Glad The Twin Peaks Festival is Cancelled

#10. Twin Peaks Came Back
#9. It's weird
#8. It attracts dark energy
#7. It ruins lives
#6. David Lynch worship
#5. Josh Eisenstadt
#4. Entitlement
#3. It's dysfucntional
#2. It's a cult.
#1. Susan