[WOTB] Idiot Buying Idiot Stuff In Shop

Picture this:
The year is 2040, I have one wife and two kids. I'm in the house, chillin' knowing I never revealed either my wife or child my secret youtube channel. Suddenly, I hear a scream, followed by the eternal sound of crying children that just saw something traumatizing them for life. I run accross the room to defend my child against whatever is here, I open the door, and just see him on youtube. He turns his head, his eyes are more red than my asshole after too much burrito, he looks at me and say "dad, is it you ?". Is it what I fear ? Did my kids find out about my youtube channel? I arrive, see the youtube logo, and right after, I see the title of the video. They just watch whatyour about to witness ...

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