Geometry Dash 2.11 | Daily Level #1183 - Nine Circles by Zobros [3 Coins]

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"Nine Circles by Zobros (Demon 10*)"

For once I was surprised to see an on time daily. And of course, there was a catch. There's always a fucking catch. It's been 7 fucking hours since it updated. But that's basically my entire day. It's now 10 at night, what the fuck am I supposed to do now? Other than that fucking English assignment due at midnight that I did this instead. Clearly, I have my fucking priorities straight.

Maybe it is just an """"april fools joke"", but that doesn't make me feel any better. You know what Robtop is like. He's like that dude who went:

"hey dude, I got ligma."
"what?"
"LIGMA BALLs HAHAHAHA"

And you are mildly amused for about 3 femtoseconds before not giving a shit. Well that was stupid, but whatever. A couple years back, we had an extreme demon as weekly. Fast forward another year...and he did the exact fucking same thing again. If you're a completionist, you can go fuck yourself now unless you have a 240hz nuclear turbine as your gaming rig. But hey, I gave up on weeklies again, so I don't give a toss. Does that make me biased, of course it fucking does. But then fast forward yet another year...and he does the exact same fucking thing...yet again. Like I'm not one to ruin anyone else's fun, if you get your kicks out of shit like this for some reason, all the power to you. But like for me...are you fucking serious...like let's go back to that example. The Robtop equivalent in that situation is if the dude literally every fucking day came back and went "LIGMA BALLs" to you. And not only that, but they also fucking actually kick you in the balls. Just a prank bro! To me, this wasn't fucking funny in the first place. Definitely wasn't funny the second time. And the third time...fucking no. Just stop Gerald. You're not funny. And my balls fucking hurt.

Like a normal dev on April Fools would do something fun, but not fucking over a large portion of the playerbase. Like there's so many options to have your April Fools fun without actually fucking up the game, even if it is for a day. You could fuck around with the textures and push and update. Maybe replace some text to say some rude things. Harmless, and little things like that, that actually have the potential to be mildly humorous to the adolescent minds like ourselves. Like just imagine if some game for April Fools made it literally impossible to beat a level unless you're in the top 0.0001% of skill brackets. That's not exactly my idea of fun, and that's exactly what he did the last two years I suppose I ought to be grateful he opted for Hard Demon and not Extreme. Like if he's going to do shit like this...can it at least be unique? Like replacing the Map Packs all with Extreme Demons. That's much more harmless to the completionist playerbase. Matter of fact, other than not being able to access normal Map Packs for a day, I don't think there's any harm in that. Am I taking this too seriously. Yeah, what's fucking new. I pretend this game is my life for internet points. And I mean, if I'm spending 7 hours on a single fucking level, it probably is.

And speaking of which, did you know I have never fucking beat this level before? The last time I even played this damned level was over FOUR YEARs ago. Back then I couldn't even get past the first ship, and my previous record was fucking like 30%. This is literally the first time I have beat Nine Circles, and you bet your fucking ass it's the last. Fuck you, I spent all day on this level, I deserve to not so humbly brag about it even though half of the people reading have probably beat this in 3 minutes. I never claimed to be a pro.

The largest travesty is yet to come however. I was at 68 demons before. And I was saving number 69 for Clubstep, which I have decided to ignore until I quit the game. But now that dream will never become a reality, and that is the gravest offense that has ever been committed.

That was a fucking joke by the way. I don't give two shits. Or even one.

You know what's fucking ironic though. THIs sTILL IsN'T THE LONGEsT IVE FUCKING sPENT ON A DAILY LEVEL. Meowterdash still took like 8 hours. A couple Insanes have taken 4-6. And learning a Hard memorization demon from scratch is relatively speaking around the same amount of time. That's some food for thought. Harder/Insane levels being around the same time as a Hard Demon.



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